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Monday, April 5, 2010
Major Recall Notice!!
RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the
primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect
in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed 'Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,'
or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7.. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9.Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven
so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice,
and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee Mail'.
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the
primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect
in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed 'Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,'
or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7.. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9.Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven
so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice,
and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee Mail'.
Do not use this ATL venue
Family:
This is a message from one of the city's top event planners. Read this email below. It's sad that this type of ignorance still lives on.
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Top Flr Restaurant - Please ReadTuesday, May 5, 2009 2:31 AM
From: This sender is DomainKeys verified "*A J*"Add sender to Contacts To: "anthony joiner"
hey all,
there's a restaurant just off ponce de leon called top flr - www.topflr.com. i met with a colleague who worked there and he told me some disturbing news.
he had some friends there for drinks and a meeting.
after his friends left, someone in management made the comment, "we don't want, you know, those types, in here..."
when my friend asked for clarification he said, "you know the black crowd."
so, since they don't want 'our type' there, i want everyone under the sound of my voice to tell everyone they know NOT to patronize top flr on ponce. also, if you have facebook/twitter accounts, please update your statuses to let folks know the deal.
this will NOT be tolerated...
forward this to every one you know...
This is a message from one of the city's top event planners. Read this email below. It's sad that this type of ignorance still lives on.
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Top Flr Restaurant - Please ReadTuesday, May 5, 2009 2:31 AM
From: This sender is DomainKeys verified "*A J*"
hey all,
there's a restaurant just off ponce de leon called top flr - www.topflr.com. i met with a colleague who worked there and he told me some disturbing news.
he had some friends there for drinks and a meeting.
after his friends left, someone in management made the comment, "we don't want, you know, those types, in here..."
when my friend asked for clarification he said, "you know the black crowd."
so, since they don't want 'our type' there, i want everyone under the sound of my voice to tell everyone they know NOT to patronize top flr on ponce. also, if you have facebook/twitter accounts, please update your statuses to let folks know the deal.
this will NOT be tolerated...
forward this to every one you know...
Are you a Romantic?
Here are some ways to show your romance...just in case you don't know how to be...this is for both him or her.
Write a poem.
Cook a romantic dinner.
Give a full-body massage.
Pack a sunset picnic.
Pick wildflowers on the way home.
Burn a CD with love songs. .
Snuggle together on a rainy day.
Leave little love notes everywhere.
Send a love email every now and then eg 2 times a week or in special occasions
Take a moonlit walk on the beach.
Snuggle together while watching romantic movies
Take a walk down memory lane — visit some of the special places from your early days of dating.
Make a scrapbook with photos, mementos, and little notes from you lives together.
Kiss in the rain.
light some candles.
Fix something or fix up the house just to make your partner happy.
Slow dance to romantic music.
Take a nap together.
Make a list of everything you love about him or her.
Write a love letter.
Clip or email things that make you think of him or her, every day.
Groom yourself, and try to look good for your partner.
Take some quiet time and talk about your day.
Write little notes, one for each way he or she drives you crazy.
Recreate your partner’s favorite romantic movie scene.
Pretend you’re going on a first date — show up at the door with flowers, all dressed up, with your car washed and cleaned, looking spiffy. Recreate the first time.
Create a little box with a bunch of your partner’s favorite things inside.
Give a little token to your partner to wear, and say it’s to remind him or her all day that you love them.
Sing a favorite song to him or her. Only do this if you can sing fairly well.
Have dinner on the roof, with some candles.
Hold hands, and walk somewhere with lots of pretty lights.
Say I love you. In a different way, every day.
Declare your love, very publicly.
I love him so much. Have you met him?
I wrote this back in July 2009 after being mistreated by a guy that I thought I would build a friendship with. I realized that there is only one faithful...
WHY? Because he has been there for me from day one
He is STILL always there for me!
to keep it real we been together for like 20 years
When I cry he dries my tears and rocks me to sleep
When I get upset he makes me feel better
He promised to never play me or let me go
He promised not to leave me
Does it really matter what he looks like?
He doesn't care if I am rocking name brand or no name brand
He is very jealous though
He never pressures me
And he ALWAYS has my back!
You don't need to know his age
He never lies
He brings a lot to the table
We both understand why this relationship is important
He knows how to put up with my attitude
I love him so much
I dont mind sharing
I never have to be fake around him
He always keeps it real with me
My parents love him and so do my friends
So what if he doesnt have a car
He is CEO at his job
He doesnt mind me asking for certain things
He fulfills not just the physical, but my emotional, mental, and spiritual needs
There is absolutly no one like him!
I talk to him everyday
We date on Sundays & on Tuesday nights
would you like to meet My GOD? Try him for yourself. He is Flawless!
goodnight!
Peace
-Bre-
Did you hear that 5 were "Charged in the gang rape of a 7-year-old girl?"
Keep your children close. Know where they are at all times. If you have a bed relationship with you kids then try to be nice to them in order to gain trust from them so that they can trust you as a parent.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Employers Hiring the Class of 2009
Obama to Boost Education Funding by $4 Million
The dumb thing about this is... What happens to all the degreed students before the class of 2009 who worked their tails off to get a minimum salary! Just because we are in a recession...I wish the news would stop blasting the fact that you can get a job with salary without a degree....What else? How bout you tell what's in the little writing.....Only after you worked like 5 years then you can move up tp salary. There is nothing wrong with it, but when certain headlines are shouted out without telling the whole truth then people become deceived!
Entry Level Jobs for New College Grads
Job Cuts Surge 61%
The dumb thing about this is... What happens to all the degreed students before the class of 2009 who worked their tails off to get a minimum salary! Just because we are in a recession...I wish the news would stop blasting the fact that you can get a job with salary without a degree....What else? How bout you tell what's in the little writing.....Only after you worked like 5 years then you can move up tp salary. There is nothing wrong with it, but when certain headlines are shouted out without telling the whole truth then people become deceived!
Entry Level Jobs for New College Grads
Job Cuts Surge 61%
Real Artwork for 2010 by Akili Mansa Richards
Please Give Credit to real artists when it is due. This man's artwork is beautiful and flawless! Flawless Artwork
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